Thursday 14 August 2014

The 8 things I dislike about traffic

As someone who spends approximately 10 hours a week (minimum) on the roads, there are a few issues that I would like to vent. 

It's easier if I list them one by one:

  1. VARIABLE.SPEED.LIMITS - I could write an entire blog just about how ridiculous these things are. Am I the only person who thinks that they are more hassle than they are worth? Most of the time I am stuck in traffic it is because these buggers are holding everything up. '40... now 60.... national speed limit...........40'. WHY?! Please somebody explain to me why. It may help me to feel less annoyed when I next find myself stuck in a variable zone (which is likely to be tomorrow).
  2. LORRY'S THAT INDICATE AS THEY ARE PULLING OUT OF A LANE - Are you trying to kill me?! I have lost count of the amount of times I have almost been flattened by a lorry doing this. It's so dangerous.
  3. BIG CARS AND ANGRY VAN DRIVERS WHO THINK THEY OWN THE ROAD - I now play a game I like to call 'Let's P*ss Them Off More'. When an arrogant driver is attempting to shove me out of the way, I deliberately drive extra slow, then when they get into the middle lane to try and over take me... I speed up. Oh it's so entertaining! 
  4. SENIOR DRIVERS - If it was up to me, I would make sure that at aged 65 drivers are expected to retake their driving test, to access their suitability to drive. It's quite often the slow and hesitant drivers who cause more trouble.
  5. RIDICULOUS TRAFFIC DODGING TACTICS - Let's use the Dartford Tunnel as an example. Every day it is clogged up with people queueing for the tolls. People try to be clever by coming off of the motorway to try and rejoin it at the next junction. This means all the roads as you get off of the motorway are congested and people who are going to opposite way still can't get to where they need to be. Something must be done!
  6. TOLLS - Why?! Extra traffic because we are waiting to pay money... for WHAT?! As if we aren't robbed already with insurance, fuel, car maintenance and tax! Arghhhhh!
  7. BAD ROAD SIGNAGE - When I say 'bad road signage' I think this applies almost anywhere in Britain. I am forever thankful for Sat Navs. 
  8. DRIVERS WHO DON'T LET YOU ACROSS - Okay, in all honestly, at 8am most mornings I am not the most polite driver and tend to just ignore people who want to overtake the vehicle in front of them. So this one is completely hypocritical. But my god it's annoying when the shoe is on the other foot!
Feel free to add in the comment box anything that annoys you about the roads which I may of missed. I love a good rant!